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London Nautical School 

The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.
Look at that homeless guy, probably went to London Nautical school
London Nautical School by Mr Bull September 24, 2017

nautical mile club 

Having sex on a ship that is more than one nautical mile out to sea. Similar to the mile high club
With so much time out to sea, you can't help but wonder how many sailors have joined the nautical mile club.
nautical mile club by sailor17 January 4, 2007

Nautical Houdini 

A variant of the Extreme Houdini that takes it a little overboard (quite literally). A person is railing a girl from behind on a cruise ship over a balcony while a friend hides in the closet/bathroom. Without the girl knowing the dude hiding comes in and takes over. The first guy runs to the front of the ship, grabs a life preserver and jumps overboard. As he floats by, he waves to the girl and smiles.
I took that little Asian chick from the club with the sweet dance moves and me and my friend gave her the Nautical Houdini. It took 3 days for them to find my friend in the middle of the ocean.
Nautical Houdini by dawave182 January 18, 2008

Nautical Shloice

A derivative of the umbrella term “Shloicenoice”.

A Mormon practice in which brothers and sisters take advantage of the teeter-totter motion of the sea on an aquatic vessel to achieve sexual penetration with their partner while seamlessly obeying the constraints of their religion at the same time. As the vessel sways from bow to stern due to the motion of the ocean, it allows penetration to occur without one thrusting and willingly committing a sinful act.
Dude, yesterday on the ferry I had the most insane nautical shloice with sister Jean.

The waves were huge yesterday. I took advantage and nautical shloiced the night away.
Nautical Shloice by BMG2424 June 10, 2022

Nautical 

Anything relating to sailing.
Nautical by Sam Bickley January 30, 2005
Nautica is a bad bitch, she is so funny and always surrounded by many people who adore her. You won't catch her in a bad mood or crying over no nigga. She'll beat a bitch in a second if you're talking wreckless. Everyone wants to know who she is and every guy that sees her wants to fuck. Nautica's have the wettest pussy but you will never know because she's most likely a virgin. Nautica has many haters, usually from females who can't understand why their niggas are staring her way....Nautica is a very beautiful girl and most likely to become famous for being a bad bitch....
Man she gave me that Nautica and now I think I wanna marry her
Nautica by selenathebaddest August 29, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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