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1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.
In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"
Boats by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008
"so we killed this hooker the other night and a cop pulled us over. He asked what we were doing and i said boats."
Boats by Belkis Deyanira November 6, 2007
Big Ole Ass and Titties. A chick who has a big ole ass and some big ole titties.
Dude, that chick at Shooters had some boats!
BOATS by Jonathan O'Neal November 13, 2005
Abnormally large feet, or shoes.
Man, those are boats - what's your shoe size?
boats by Rod Brock September 29, 2005
dirty, worn-out shoes that are way too long for the wearers feet
man look at those boats an his feet! lol
boats by robert lee johnson III April 29, 2012