notime

noun

1. (a) weightless state(es) of mind, where time and speed are relative

2. the process(es) of living beyond categories, borders and limitations

. we are about to fall, give a ceiling out of stars so we can feel weightless

. draw a line around all those things you know as reality, leave the somewheres, the somebodies inside and all other things outside. then, erase that line- that’s where notime starts

by iiidaida September 2, 2011

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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023

Weedviction Notice

When you have smoked so much weed in one place and don't want to get up to do anything. Your friends have to serve you with a Weedviction notice

Prowlerace stayed on the couch for hours smoking weed, His friends had to serve him with a Weedviction notice to get him to get up to do something

by Prowlerace July 13, 2017

Nottmeier

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!

"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "

by G. Queen December 31, 2011

Notirement

1. The new era of "no retirement" for Baby Boomers who lost big on Wall Street; 2. The unpleasant choice between ceaseless work and late-life poverty.

After the market crashed in '08, Jane started planning for her notirement years.

by Peter Kobs February 1, 2009

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.

A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

by Taekwondoka February 15, 2021

notme

An imaginary creature that is often blamed for mishaps, bad luck, trouble, and bad weather. The 'notme' is also the official scape goat of all trouble making drama queens/kings who talk trash, and get caught.

"I heard someone has been calling me fat."

"Notme."

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004