notaph 

Sexiest funniest person on the app you should crush his balls lol

“Notaph” is an attractive person

notaph by Anonymous😳😱 March 12, 2021

nutaphylaxis 

When you put peanut butter on your dick and have a girl with a nut allergy suck it. As she deepthroats you her airway will close in and gently hug your dick until you nut. Having multiple epi-pens for multiple sessions is considered a pro move

That girl Sally has a nut allergy so tonight I tried the nutaphylaxis move with her. Her throat was so tight is was amazing.

nutaphylaxis by mandydingo February 28, 2020

Netaphor

When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.

That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!

Netaphor by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010

Notiphobia

Fear of notifications. May be acute due to ones persona or situation but more often than not can become chronic. It particular applies to social networking sites that offer notifications but may apply to life in general as fear of being told anything.

My emails are accumulating but I am too lazy to delete them just in case they say something important. Maybe I have acute Notiphobia.

Notiphobia by Shake N June 24, 2009

notahopeinhell 

No chance at getting what you want

Boy "Will you have sex with me?"
Girl "notahopeinhell"

notahopeinhell by sj January 12, 2004

Nomaphobia 

The fear of eating in front of people. Usually in front of someone who intimidates you.

I have severe nomaphobia, I couldn't even eat in front of my teacher.

Nomaphobia by scaredtoeat97 November 21, 2011

NotApollo 

NotApollo is a pretty chill dude, he has dated a couple girls on Discord. He has a lot of good friends too.

EnderAli18: Yeah, I want you to meet my friend NotApollo.

Tardis: Ok

NotApollo by TacoDuck1121 October 25, 2020