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nutaphylaxis 

When you put peanut butter on your dick and have a girl with a nut allergy suck it. As she deepthroats you her airway will close in and gently hug your dick until you nut. Having multiple epi-pens for multiple sessions is considered a pro move
That girl Sally has a nut allergy so tonight I tried the nutaphylaxis move with her. Her throat was so tight is was amazing.
nutaphylaxis by mandydingo February 28, 2020
When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.
That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!
Netaphor by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010

Notiphobia

Fear of notifications. May be acute due to ones persona or situation but more often than not can become chronic. It particular applies to social networking sites that offer notifications but may apply to life in general as fear of being told anything.
My emails are accumulating but I am too lazy to delete them just in case they say something important. Maybe I have acute Notiphobia.
Notiphobia by Shake N June 24, 2009

notahopeinhell 

No chance at getting what you want
Boy "Will you have sex with me?"
Girl "notahopeinhell"
notahopeinhell by sj January 12, 2004

Nomaphobia 

The fear of eating in front of people. Usually in front of someone who intimidates you.
I have severe nomaphobia, I couldn't even eat in front of my teacher.
Nomaphobia by scaredtoeat97 November 21, 2011

NotApollo 

NotApollo is a pretty chill dude, he has dated a couple girls on Discord. He has a lot of good friends too.
EnderAli18: Yeah, I want you to meet my friend NotApollo.

Tardis: Ok
NotApollo by TacoDuck1121 October 25, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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