An apology that doesnt ACTUALLY apologise, but is simply given to make the evil person LOOK/feel better
In his notpology to PZ Myers, c kroll says:
There are many folks that read, and biog. at this site who are not religious, perhaps you feel it's silly, outdated, or superstition, fine. This is your right, but for people in positions of responsibility and with the power to encourage captive undeveloped minds to attack their neighbors beliefs is just insane, divisive, and maybe even criminal.
NotPolo
More commonly known as 'Polo' hates the British. Every time he sees a Brit, he has to stand his ground by mocking teeth, culture or the Queen. He helped make phobia frenzy and works with a 12 year old therefore he has a very big ego.
Brit: Hey it's NotPolo!
Polo: Stfu bri'ish bri'ish where are your teeth?
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).