sj's definitions

choc nosed

To rub your Ass hole on someones nose...could also incorporate a fart in the face

What a drunk idiot..Give him a choc nose when he passes out.

by sj January 12, 2004

notahopeinhell

No chance at getting what you want

Boy "Will you have sex with me?"
Girl "notahopeinhell"

by sj January 12, 2004

Jolie

Jolie is the most amazing girl in the world. She is very pretty and knows how to handle tough situations. She is an awesome lover. She is also great with kids and loves everybody. When She likes someone she likes them for awhile and is loyal to him. She loves dancing. She loves animals. She is Amazing

person 1: Is that Jolie
person 2: Yeah thats her
person 1: *boner*
person 2: *another boner*

by Sj April 3, 2013

methiminagaybar

Where you met him

I methiminagaybar

by sj January 12, 2004

wino

one who is chronically addicted to drinking wine

I used to be a wino, before joining AA.

by SJ April 25, 2004

X13

Noun. One who designs HTML code for food.

You X13.
He is an X13.
X13 is lame.

by SJ February 14, 2003

muff burger

A tasty snack of the female flavour

I love chewing on your muff burger

by SJ January 12, 2004