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You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey 

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.
Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry 

Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry
"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz

it is not the plato seb! 

when someone is a liar