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When a peado adds you on facebook you can either accept the invitation, or Not Now them.
Jordan: David Cole has just added me as a friend

Hadley: NOT NOW DAVID COLE
Not Now by Andy McGurn March 24, 2011
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A Song by the infamous Blink 182 and bonus track on the ''Greatest Hits'' Album
A Video Clip was made depicting various videos made by the band, such as ''all the small things'' ''Girl From the Rock Show'' and First Date'' are shown as well as footage of them on tour.
there are 2-3 versions of the video clip,1 of which has not been confirmed to be an australian fan-made version.

It is Strongly regarded as the final song written By Blink-182 as it's title reflects a statement for the band to not give up and stop making songs together
Not Now by Travis Johnson Barker November 14, 2007
The worst thing to say when a HOT girl is in your bed kissing your neck and trying to get in your pants.
girl: You always say no when i want it!

guy: I don't ever say no. Just "not now"...
Not Now by 47505660abc July 13, 2009

Not Now! 

Something you can't have after a certain period of time has passed. The length of time depends entirely on the person being asked for something.
You : "Can I change my four-piece McNugget to six-piece?"
Cranky McDonald's Girl : "Not now."
Not Now! by Sugar Bean August 14, 2003

not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone 

A catch phrase popularized by the video "My New Haircut." Said when someone is on a roll or in a state of extreme focus and does not wish to be interrupted by someone that he/she deems unimportant and irrelevant.
From "My New Haircut":
Guy at desk: "Sir, you have to sign in."
Guido: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Kindergarten Teacher: "Who wants to read the next couple pages of 'The Cat in the Hat?'. Let's see...Jimmy, how about you?"
Jimmy: "Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone."

Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!

An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral video "My New Haircut"
Gym Attendant: "Sir, you need to sign in."
Creepy Italian Dude: "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!"

Not Now Maybe Later 

The greatest activist that ever lived. Also the most well known Youtuber of all time.
Not Now Maybe Later- you will never find anyone like him
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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