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nostrilate 

v. To engage in the act of using one's nose as a phallus in the asshole of another person.
"My boyfriend has a really big nose and a really small dick, so often times instead of anal sex, he will nostrilate me."
nostrilate by Pderf McTwait January 12, 2009

Nostrilingus 

The act of getting fucked in the nose by a dick.
Jane: "Hey. Your nose looks big and swollen."
Julie: "Shush! There was some major Nostrilingus last night."

nostrile 

A nostrile is a more epic nostril.

It's like what Chuck Norris has.
"Yo, I pity the fool!", said Mr. T, flaring his mighty nostriles
nostrile by charada April 29, 2010

nostrilitis

Representative (D) Henry Waxman's most distinctive facial feature. Word coined by Rush limbaugh.
Henry 'Nostrilitis' Waxman spoke for 5 minutes in the committee hearing and made the usual ass of himself.
nostrilitis by VAPatriot October 25, 2013

nostriling 

similar to oral sex, only using the nostrils instead of the mouth.
Matt went up to some girl in Popeye's and asked her to engage in nostriling.
nostriling by Poo Poo Magoo August 29, 2008

nostriligia 

when you get a reminder of the past from something, eg a song. similar to nostalgia.
nommi : “do you ever get nostriligia?”

hari : “what?”

nommi : “you know when something reminds you of something from ages ago.”

hari : “you mean nostalgia.”
nostriligia by hariiiii August 11, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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