Nostriliser

These nose hair clipper machines used to trim your nose hairs back

Tony: "Oh cheesus christ I keep forgetting to tie my nostril hairs up bvefore i take a sip of my coffee and now my nostril hairs have crusted up from the dried out milk"

Tony's 18th wife: "I admire how you can put up with something so disgustingly annoying like that. Have you tried one of those nostriliser machines before? I've heard they also improve genital hydration and appearance of size"

Tony: I'm going to the shop!

Nostriliser by shredded toe nails August 1, 2023

Nostrilite

A very black person with very large nostrils.
An authentic black man or woman from the heartlands, not a wannabee Mariah Carey who is trying to be African
I'm talking four inch wide noses that can gather nutrients from pollen in the air if in a sticky situation where fried chicken is scarce.
Orthodox Nostrilite's are excellent dancers and runners but cannot swim.

That Nigerian coke dealer was a real nostrilite.
I was impressed at the nostrilites ability to tell if he could fit in the narrow space by using his nose as makeshift whiskers.
That nosrilite just inhaled my Christmas ham!

Nostrilite by Habadackus March 13, 2013

nostrilize 

The act of adding nostrils to a creature/object.

Person 1: Have you finished sculpting the statue yet?
Person 2: One second I just have to nostrilize it.

nostrilize by moonarm September 4, 2020