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Nostrilite

A very black person with very large nostrils.
An authentic black man or woman from the heartlands, not a wannabee Mariah Carey who is trying to be African
I'm talking four inch wide noses that can gather nutrients from pollen in the air if in a sticky situation where fried chicken is scarce.
Orthodox Nostrilite's are excellent dancers and runners but cannot swim.
That Nigerian coke dealer was a real nostrilite.
I was impressed at the nostrilites ability to tell if he could fit in the narrow space by using his nose as makeshift whiskers.
That nosrilite just inhaled my Christmas ham!
Nostrilite by Habadackus March 13, 2013
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nostrilate 

v. To engage in the act of using one's nose as a phallus in the asshole of another person.
"My boyfriend has a really big nose and a really small dick, so often times instead of anal sex, he will nostrilate me."
nostrilate by Pderf McTwait January 12, 2009

Nostrilingus 

The act of getting fucked in the nose by a dick.
Jane: "Hey. Your nose looks big and swollen."
Julie: "Shush! There was some major Nostrilingus last night."

nostrile 

A nostrile is a more epic nostril.

It's like what Chuck Norris has.
"Yo, I pity the fool!", said Mr. T, flaring his mighty nostriles
nostrile by charada April 29, 2010

nostrilitis

Representative (D) Henry Waxman's most distinctive facial feature. Word coined by Rush limbaugh.
Henry 'Nostrilitis' Waxman spoke for 5 minutes in the committee hearing and made the usual ass of himself.
nostrilitis by VAPatriot October 25, 2013

nostriling 

similar to oral sex, only using the nostrils instead of the mouth.
Matt went up to some girl in Popeye's and asked her to engage in nostriling.
nostriling by Poo Poo Magoo August 29, 2008

nostriligia 

when you get a reminder of the past from something, eg a song. similar to nostalgia.
nommi : “do you ever get nostriligia?”

hari : “what?”

nommi : “you know when something reminds you of something from ages ago.”

hari : “you mean nostalgia.”
nostriligia by hariiiii August 11, 2019
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