nootralize
nootralize by LynchGang May 22, 2017
freak neutralize
The act of sneaking up on another person and unsuspectingly humping them while repeating a phrase such as, "Ohhh, I'm slutty!" or "Just let it happen."
(Also an effective way to get rid of someone who's trying to cock-block one of your buddies.)
(Also an effective way to get rid of someone who's trying to cock-block one of your buddies.)
Did you see the way Joe freak neutralized Bob? He never saw it coming. And Bob's reaction was priceless.
Trying to freak neutralize Bob is a good way to get punched in the balls.
Trying to freak neutralize Bob is a good way to get punched in the balls.
freak neutralize by YouWantedTheBest March 16, 2008
Related Words
nootralize • Netralized • Neutralize • neutralized • Neutralizer • newtralize • Noobalized • northalize • nostrilize • freak neutralize
Noobalized
Noobalized by Eddie Ko September 7, 2005
Neutralize
To kill and put something out of its misery. Usually using a very vicious, savage and violent force upon some harmless object, person, animal, grandma, kitten, baby...
Neutralize by BNKRNR March 30, 2010
Neutralizer
A neutralizer is a piece-of-shit car that a rich guy drives because that car has the power to neutralize gold diggers since gold diggers will automatically discount a guy that drives a piece-of-shit car, regardless of his other qualities. A neutralizer is the anti-thesis of a chick magnet.
The purpose of owning, driving and even cherishing a neutralizer is that it will save the rich guy from the claws of gold diggers. If a woman passes the neutralizer test, i.e. she accepts a guy with his POS car, she is likely a good person with depth of character, and she will challenge him intellectually. If she won't even give him a chance because of his car, the guy now knows she only likes him for his cash.
The purpose of owning, driving and even cherishing a neutralizer is that it will save the rich guy from the claws of gold diggers. If a woman passes the neutralizer test, i.e. she accepts a guy with his POS car, she is likely a good person with depth of character, and she will challenge him intellectually. If she won't even give him a chance because of his car, the guy now knows she only likes him for his cash.
Ahmed: Hey, that girl you met at the bar last week was quite tantalizing. You seemed to hit it off. Did you go on a date with her?
Laurent: Well, I was pretty excited, and the conversation was going well, but my Neutralizer seemed have turned her off when she saw me get in my Neutralizer (1998 Corolla with scratches everywhere). She got neutralized. I saw her two days later in a Maserati with some other rich trust fund kid. The Neutralizer saved me again from falling for a smoking hot gold digger. Thank you my Neutralizer, because I never learn my lessons...For now, I guess I'll have to find someone else to share my 5000 sqft penthouse overlooking Central Park.
Laurent: Well, I was pretty excited, and the conversation was going well, but my Neutralizer seemed have turned her off when she saw me get in my Neutralizer (1998 Corolla with scratches everywhere). She got neutralized. I saw her two days later in a Maserati with some other rich trust fund kid. The Neutralizer saved me again from falling for a smoking hot gold digger. Thank you my Neutralizer, because I never learn my lessons...For now, I guess I'll have to find someone else to share my 5000 sqft penthouse overlooking Central Park.
Neutralizer by frenamezian_again1 February 3, 2012
The German neutralizer
The German neutralizer by Christian nosack October 9, 2014
neutralized
The rare circumstances in which a person is ultra hot and at the same time ultra cool. The word was created as a descriptive word for the two most neutralized people ever: Katie Hott and Gabe Greenberg
"She is so neutralized!"
neutralized by Albert Einstein November 25, 2004
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