nostrilate 

v. To engage in the act of using one's nose as a phallus in the asshole of another person.

"My boyfriend has a really big nose and a really small dick, so often times instead of anal sex, he will nostrilate me."

nostrilate by Pderf McTwait January 12, 2009

nostrilablism 

The act or practice of snorting the ashes of cremated human flesh by mankind.

Nostrilablism has been performed by ex Rolling Stones front man, Keith Richards, who, in April 2007, confessed to have mixed his fathers ashes into a line of cocaine and snorting it.

"There is nothing wrong with Nostrilablism. My dad wouldn't have minded."

nostrilablism by Andrew Munz December 24, 2008

nostrile 

A nostrile is a more epic nostril.

It's like what Chuck Norris has.

"Yo, I pity the fool!", said Mr. T, flaring his mighty nostriles

nostrile by charada April 29, 2010

nostrilitis

Representative (D) Henry Waxman's most distinctive facial feature. Word coined by Rush limbaugh.

Henry 'Nostrilitis' Waxman spoke for 5 minutes in the committee hearing and made the usual ass of himself.

nostrilitis by VAPatriot October 25, 2013

Nostrilite

A very black person with very large nostrils.
An authentic black man or woman from the heartlands, not a wannabee Mariah Carey who is trying to be African
I'm talking four inch wide noses that can gather nutrients from pollen in the air if in a sticky situation where fried chicken is scarce.
Orthodox Nostrilite's are excellent dancers and runners but cannot swim.

That Nigerian coke dealer was a real nostrilite.
I was impressed at the nostrilites ability to tell if he could fit in the narrow space by using his nose as makeshift whiskers.
That nosrilite just inhaled my Christmas ham!

Nostrilite by Habadackus March 13, 2013

Nostrilpie

When I fuck a girl so hard my cum comes out her nostrils

I just fucked this girl and damn; Nostrilpie!

Nostrilpie by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. July 18, 2020

flog-nosticate 

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.

I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate

flog-nosticate by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022