nostrilate
"My boyfriend has a really big nose and a really small dick, so often times instead of anal sex, he will nostrilate me."
nostrilate by Pderf McTwait January 12, 2009
Words you can keep
nostrilablism
The act or practice of snorting the ashes of cremated human flesh by mankind.
Nostrilablism has been performed by ex Rolling Stones front man, Keith Richards, who, in April 2007, confessed to have mixed his fathers ashes into a line of cocaine and snorting it.
Nostrilablism has been performed by ex Rolling Stones front man, Keith Richards, who, in April 2007, confessed to have mixed his fathers ashes into a line of cocaine and snorting it.
nostrilablism by Andrew Munz December 24, 2008
Related Words
nostrilate • Nostrilite • Nostril American • Noctilate • nostrilablism • nostrile • Nostriliser • nostrilitis • nostrilize • nostrilled
nostrile
nostrilitis
Henry 'Nostrilitis' Waxman spoke for 5 minutes in the committee hearing and made the usual ass of himself.
nostrilitis by VAPatriot October 25, 2013
Nostrilite
A very black person with very large nostrils.
An authentic black man or woman from the heartlands, not a wannabee Mariah Carey who is trying to be African
I'm talking four inch wide noses that can gather nutrients from pollen in the air if in a sticky situation where fried chicken is scarce.
Orthodox Nostrilite's are excellent dancers and runners but cannot swim.
An authentic black man or woman from the heartlands, not a wannabee Mariah Carey who is trying to be African
I'm talking four inch wide noses that can gather nutrients from pollen in the air if in a sticky situation where fried chicken is scarce.
Orthodox Nostrilite's are excellent dancers and runners but cannot swim.
That Nigerian coke dealer was a real nostrilite.
I was impressed at the nostrilites ability to tell if he could fit in the narrow space by using his nose as makeshift whiskers.
That nosrilite just inhaled my Christmas ham!
I was impressed at the nostrilites ability to tell if he could fit in the narrow space by using his nose as makeshift whiskers.
That nosrilite just inhaled my Christmas ham!
Nostrilite by Habadackus March 13, 2013
Nostrilpie
Nostrilpie by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. July 18, 2020
flog-nosticate
Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.
I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate
flog-nosticate by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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