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knob noster 

Not to be confused with the jean noster, a knob noster is when a chick gives a guy a handjob using breast milk as lube. When the guy finishes, she cleans everything up with her mouth, then spits "knob noster" in his face.
When Allison was done giving Adam a handjob with her breast milk, she cleaned off his cock with her mouth, and spit knob noster in his face.
knob noster by JustGotKnobNostered January 2, 2011
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knob noster 

When a guy gets head then it is finished with a sneeze on the dick.
Yo man this ho gave me a knob noster last night, I busted a nut all over her face after!
knob noster by feck nishes May 24, 2009

Knob Noster 

1. The location of Whiteman Air Force Base

2. Deepthroat blowjob with head shaking
Dude she gave me the gnarliest knob Noster last night

Nostril Snotch 

The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"

nostril hair collector 

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.

dick-noser 

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.
Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me
dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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