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Noshit would like some tea and scones ;)
Noshit by PiddleSticks June 8, 2009
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No Shit, Sherlock 

Used as a sarcastic comment for someone who stated the obvious, using a reference to the famous fiction detective Sherlock Holmes, it can be understood as "No way, you are Sherlock Holmes!" which can actually mean "Of course, you dumbass!".
-It's hot out there.
-No shit, Sherlock!
No Shit, Sherlock by CesarD11 November 7, 2014
Nashita's come in many shapes and form and are quite malleable tbh. But generally tend to have a very convincing ulterior of a social butterfly and a positive, bubbly and caring attitude. Very big dreamers, looking at the big picture and always finding the easiest way to do the difficult things, they have a very creative inquisitive mind. However they are deeply insecure, sometimes a little daft and a and lost. Naive and overly reliant on other, they have to learn to be free and independent to grow. Regardless, they are a unique specimen of beings that deserve respect.
David Attenborough: Look it's a Nashita! This is absolutely spectacular sight. So thankful I can experience this moment.
Nashita by bruvaaar March 2, 2017

No Shit Sherlock 

A phrase often used towards someone who states the obvious.
"There is snow outside, it must be cold"
"No shit Sherlock!"
No Shit Sherlock by NowhereMan November 4, 2004

no shit Conan 

The phrase "no shit Conan" refers to the phrase "no shit Sherlock", but instead of Sherlock it's Conan, the main character from the anime Detective Conan.

This phrase is the weeb version of the "no shit Sherlock".
Normie: Did you know that Conan likes Sherlock Holmes?
Weeb: No shit Conan.
no shit Conan by Karizaki January 3, 2019

No Shit September 

A challenge of a month in September where you can't go pooping for a month. 99% people failed this challenge.
I'll be taking this No Shit September challenge to prove that I'm not a human.
No Shit September by Mlemwelp September 3, 2020

no shit, sherlock 

Similar to 'thank you captain obvious'.
Something you say to a dumbass who points out a completely obvious thing!
Dumbass: "Hey, your head is on fire!"
Smartass: "Yeah, no shit, sherlock!"
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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