scones

n. any form of currency, and/or relating to money

Have a nice day at the beach you lazy bastard, one of us has to work and bring in the scones!

by Blanodino April 16, 2011

scones

A shite male hairstyle favoured originally by English and European footballers in the 1970's and 80's (origin unknown), though the most classic examples can be found in the mid to late 1980's. Essentially the sytle comprises of a type of back permed (usually shortish) mullet. Only the back of the hair is permed and it is these curly parts that are referred to as 'The Scones'. The style maybe referred to solely as a back perm and the length of the scones themselves can vary.

Variations involved a top perm with a closer cropped back and sides, but to refer to these as 'Scones' would be technically incorrect. The word is a derivative of the Australian slang for head scone

Classic examples would cite Kevin Keegan and Chris Waddle but other European examples are available.

"Hey mate is that a home perm? those scones are great!"

by Dr A Bradshaw April 20, 2007

scones

Of or relating to a person(s) from, or living in San Fransisco, CA

No, Let's not go to that party its full of Scones

by Natty D. February 19, 2006

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Scone

any sort of hand-held lighter.

Yo man I need to light this blunt pass me the scone.

by michael richie smith January 09, 2011

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 03, 2008

Sconed

Sconed means to one-up someone; to brag in a way that makes the other person's comment or story seem less exciting.

You brag about making blueberry pancakes....well, I made blueberry scones. I sconed you.

by MK friends May 26, 2021