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Normal Human Being
One who seeks to improve oneself and the world around them, always respecting others and helping when possible.
Ghandi and Mother Theresa were normal human beings, Nancy Grace, Glenn Beck and Barney Frank are not.
Normal Human Being by Greene Team July 21, 2011
Normal Human Behaviour
The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts “this will never be fully cleaned” and “the person who will have to clean this will have a hellacious day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish, dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.
Wow. He uses confetti, quite disgruntling.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting
I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting
I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.
Normal Human Behaviour by JustinTheWanker December 28, 2021
a normal human being
A person that can pay their bills, has been married, does NOT eat 17,000 ponds of cheese every year, and has a good job.
not me, that’s for sure. a normal human being wouldn’t eat 17,000 pounds of cheese every year and have a wife. not me.
a normal human being by Cheese Addict January 31, 2020
NormalHumanPeople
People who are normal, not so normal or abnormal. This applies to all people except for a few who are normal, and this is normal. We expect it.
Hey, stop licking yourself, there are NormalHumanPeople over there.
Joe - "I like peanut butter!"
Sally - "Oh, so you're NormalHumanPeople now?!?!"
Mike - "Your mom and dad are aliens!"
Cyrus - "No they're not. They're NormalHumanPeople. I'm gonna punch you out!"
Guy 1 - "Look over there, it's NormalHumanPeople."
Guy 2 - "Oh shit, hide your peanut butter."
Joe - "I like peanut butter!"
Sally - "Oh, so you're NormalHumanPeople now?!?!"
Mike - "Your mom and dad are aliens!"
Cyrus - "No they're not. They're NormalHumanPeople. I'm gonna punch you out!"
Guy 1 - "Look over there, it's NormalHumanPeople."
Guy 2 - "Oh shit, hide your peanut butter."
NormalHumanPeople by Max. Lunch August 26, 2010
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."