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nordenberg

A fat piece of shit who works at EB-Games. Usually seen with his hot friends while treating his girl like shit. Doesn’t like black people and uses racist slurs too much. Usually uncircumcised with a tiny dick. Also had baby teeth and a patchy beard. Extremely loud and plays video games while eating over the mike obnoxiously loud. Pretty much Batman if Batman was instead a piece of shit who’s only redeemable quality was the sympathy given for having no parents.
Nordenberg is a piece of shit.
nordenberg by Nolan Fucking Ryan August 12, 2021
Words you can keep

Nordberg 

Similar to the Arnold Palmer, a Nordberg is a beverage of half orange juice, half Squirt, served over ice.
It's 3 o'clock somewhere - and that means it's Nordberg time.
Nordberg by androidtopp January 22, 2010

Rose Nordberg-ed 

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact.
Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her buxom.

Rose Nordberg-ed 

To “look” at someone like you want to literally kill them. To criminalize eye contact. To give someone a murderous look.
Dude, she said that you Rose Nordberg-ed her. What? I was just ejaculating to her breasts.

officer nordberg

The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.
officer nordberg by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

Nohrenberg 

A family that is close to eachother, and doesn't accept others easily, but when they do, you are home.

Closed off, and somewhat intimidating, but also very caring, very smart thinking, and extremely loyal.
Gotta love them nohrenbergs!
Nohrenberg by Justinsgirl October 16, 2008

Nordberged 

To be intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated to the extent that you are reminiscent of a drooling vegetable.

Origin: Lt. Frank Drebin talked of the eventuality of his colleague Nordberg becoming a drooling vegetable in the film Naked Gun.
He's had way too much to drink, he's officially nordberged
Nordberged by Batman1720 July 14, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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