1 definition by Nolan Fucking Ryan

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A fat piece of shit who works at EB-Games. Usually seen with his hot friends while treating his girl like shit. Doesn’t like black people and uses racist slurs too much. Usually uncircumcised with a tiny dick. Also had baby teeth and a patchy beard. Extremely loud and plays video games while eating over the mike obnoxiously loud. Pretty much Batman if Batman was instead a piece of shit who’s only redeemable quality was the sympathy given for having no parents.
by Nolan Fucking Ryan August 12, 2021
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