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Being unaware of your actions or Responsabilities
Jacob Was suco a Nooser when he arrived home
Nooser by FlDMDFR June 14, 2016
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Nooser • nooserath • noosery • Noose • nooner • noober • Nooger • nooker • Nooper • noser

dick-noser 

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.
Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me
dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020
A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!
Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside
See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

dank nooner 

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.
My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.
dank nooner by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.
I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer
fat nooner by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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