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a nosy ass person who’s up in everyone’s business. not only that, but they haven’t showered in weeks and have snot running down their nose. they eat blue cheese with their pasta.

ugh, what a nooser! she’s been asking me all morning about my new boyfriend. not to mention how bad she smells…

nooser by plutoes August 25, 2022

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Nooser

Being unaware of your actions or Responsabilities

Jacob Was suco a Nooser when he arrived home

Nooser by FlDMDFR June 14, 2016

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Nooser • nooserath • noosery • Noose • nooner • noober • Nooger • nooker • Nooper • noser

dick-noser

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020

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Noose

A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!

Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019

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douche noose

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

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dank nooner

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.

My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.

dank nooner by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

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fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.

I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer

fat nooner by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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