Nookery 

Nookery is a portmanteau of 'Nook' and 'crookery' popularised by the famously fraudulent character Tom Nook from the Animal Crossing game series. He forces you to continue upgrading your home drastically increasing the price each time. Then you have to work for him and do jobs - UNPAID! Thus, Nook the Crook created his own business strategy of Nookery... Watch out for the racoons.

Darn it, you and your Nookery, you should go to a deserted island and make people pay extortionate amounts for pears!

Nookery by Nookster May 19, 2020

noosery 

When you get snaked so hard you actually get lynched

My teacher just gave us a pop quiz! What is this noosery?

noosery by Lynch Me April 18, 2017

Nitty Nookers 

Nitty nookers is a word to replace any word in a sentence to make the sentence sound/dirty even if it isn't

Jimmy: I'm gonna shove my nitty nookers in your nitty nookers!!!!

Sally: eww jimmy youre sick!!!

Jimmy: all i said was im gonna shove my books in your book bag....

Sally:...oh this is awkward...

Nitty Nookers by Beccerz777 April 26, 2011

Nooker

An adult Chinook Salmon caught in fresh water. Often combined with the type of Chinook IE Blackmouth Nooker, Not to be confused with a free hooker which is also a Nooker. Together these may create awkward conversations. See Example

Son: Hey Mom, Joe and I went down to the river and busted out 3 Nookers and one was a blackmouth.
Mom: You did what?

Nooker by JumpinJim1566 October 26, 2011

noobery 

~noun: 1. The act of being total n00b.
2. The actions of an unskilled allied clownpenis that leaves you and teammates dead in an online video game.

Player1: Omfg he didn't heal me once.
Noob: LOL SRY I HAD BOSS TARGETED LOLOLOL
Player2: His pure noobery is going to get us all killed.

noobery by Whathappen November 8, 2007

Nookey 

Nookey : A silly, silky part of a guy's heart. Essential for Survival!

Ily Nookey <3

Nookey by MikeyHereAndThere April 24, 2009

nooker

a no-charge hooker

Scott:" you want some? its free"
Kenny: "no thanks im not into nookers"

nooker by boinblue March 8, 2010