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When a man from Connecticut smokes 23 packs of cigarettes in a week, has 9 cups to coffee in one day, and showers for 3 days straight.
Man 1: Dude, Humphrey got lung cancer.
Man 2: Wow, he pulled a Noosey.
Noosey by Big Hot Men May 21, 2021
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A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!
Noose by Admirable Kitten June 22, 2019
Related Words

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside
See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.
douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

Nosey Cunt

A person who has nothing better to do but mind everyone business! This person has no room to talk about anyone case and point they gossip about others because nobody wants or cares to hear about them. 9 times out of ten it's a fat, ugly, bitter,miserable person
Patricia is such a NOSEY CUNT she keeps her nose on everyone's business!
Nosey Cunt by MsSavage August 30, 2017

pretty noose 

1. Something that looks so damn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. Usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. The best god damn Soundgarden song ever created.
1. a) Man, that looks like a fun jump, but I may hurt myself.
b)That girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false harassment charge and then go and marry some shitty billionare actor.

2. Fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight...
pretty noose by Tredmond July 27, 2005

Noose Maniacs 

The Noose Maniacs are a drainer club created by a group of Dead by Daylight players/drainers. they are considered the top 1% of dbd players in the world and are closely related to drain gang/sadboys. They are not affiliated with the Instagram page Noose Maniac nor endorse their posts.
The Noose Maniacs just raided my stream and I banned all of them
Noose Maniacs by TheHigg September 12, 2020

Butter noose 

A rope of semen laid along the neck of an individual typically as the end result of titty fucking.
Hey Kev how did your date with Amanda go? Great. You know I titty fucked those fun bags and have her the biggest butter noose I've ever seen.
Butter noose by aretegroup September 17, 2016
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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