noobery 

~noun: 1. The act of being total n00b.
2. The actions of an unskilled allied clownpenis that leaves you and teammates dead in an online video game.

Player1: Omfg he didn't heal me once.
Noob: LOL SRY I HAD BOSS TARGETED LOLOLOL
Player2: His pure noobery is going to get us all killed.

noobery by Whathappen November 8, 2007

Noobery 

1: The being or becoming a no0b or no0b-like, esc. when playing an FPS online.

Dude, chill out with the noobery or be booted.

Noobery by LiruWolfie February 27, 2010

nooberdouche 

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009

Noobertia 

A noob that is in motion will stay in motion, until pwned by by an outside source

I just kept that kid from following the laws of noobertia, I'm a beast.

Noobertia by ilib February 2, 2010

noosery 

When you get snaked so hard you actually get lynched

My teacher just gave us a pop quiz! What is this noosery?

noosery by Lynch Me April 18, 2017

noobermelon 

Pretty much the biggest noob of all time. The fact that the person must be compared to a melon, the noobiest of all fruits, only emphasizes the fact that this person embodies all that is noob.

Kendra Barnes is the worlds biggest noobermelon

noobermelon by JamCutz January 7, 2008

nooberty 

noun - The transition in which a "n00b," or a beginner, becomes "l33t" in a certain area or field, espically in internet gaming (e.g. counterstrike).

1.After playing CS for about a year, Joey went through nooberty and was so l33t he was able to join a Cal-O clan.

2. I hope I hit nooberty quick so I can scrim my friends.

nooberty by N. Bivens August 3, 2006