Definitions by DDouble

douche noose 

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

douche noose by DDouble December 26, 2020

Boob groom

The act of plucking hairs from around the nipple

Baby, don't mean to be rude, but it's time for a boob groom

Boob groom by DDouble January 7, 2020