noomps 

A person who cares not what friends and loved ones do to impress him, takes no pleasure in their good fortunes, always in for whatever may be planned, will post up on a girl trying to win her over with the usual method of wearing her down to exhaustion, struts to and from the Chinese buffet and has a strong disregard for carnies, mustard and Frog Level.

A man of convenience.

Hey man, look at the strut on that noomps coming out of the super king buffet and headed straight into walmart.
Its a sight to behold isnt it.

noomps by blackoutRVA November 11, 2007

noopse

Noopse is an extremely popular and used word in a large village specifically in Lebanon.

It means " being a dumb and unexperienced individual " .

Hahahaha look at that dumbass he fucks up everything, what a noopse

noopse by mktheghost April 24, 2023

Lex Noops 

Translation of "The Noobs" in latin.
Usually used...
a. to make fun of someone or a group who you think is/are noob(s).
b. to directly taunt a noob who is ignorant of his condition.
or c. as an inside joke with leet people.

starz: 73}{ /\/00|35
Dxon: lolwut? Srsly... What does that say? lex noops?
Pingus™: I lol'd IRL. "T3h N00bs" "Lex Noops" means "The Noobs" in latin...

Lex Noops by patatee January 28, 2009

Noops 

Noon hoops. No earlier, no later. We hoopin at noon.

Hey, it’s 11:55. Want to shoot some noops in five minutes?

Noops by Hoopdrewmz October 20, 2022

noops 

Noops is spoon spelled backwards, and is a reverse spoon. However, noops is not a female/male or outside/inside distinction (see big spoon or little spoon), it is a bum to bum spooning position.

I can't sleep with someone breathing my air and making me hot, so I prefer to noops.

noops by amandalot February 27, 2011

noops 

spooning backwards; when the girls spoons the boy

"Yo Katie, did you and Steve ever have sex?"
"No, but I noopsed him a couple of times."

noops by Annie W September 8, 2006

noops 

A fusion of "nervous" and "poop". When you get so nervous you have to poop.

Coach: "Are you guys ready to win this lax game?"
Player: "brb I've got the noops."

noops by FSU2013 January 27, 2013