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A person who cares not what friends and loved ones do to impress him, takes no pleasure in their good fortunes, always in for whatever may be planned, will post up on a girl trying to win her over with the usual method of wearing her down to exhaustion, struts to and from the Chinese buffet and has a strong disregard for carnies, mustard and Frog Level.

A man of convenience.
Hey man, look at the strut on that noomps coming out of the super king buffet and headed straight into walmart.
Its a sight to behold isnt it.
by blackoutRVA October 24, 2007
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