noomf

Noomf stands for "not one of my followers" on twitter.

"noomf has to stop sharing pictures of her abs."

by Arlix February 26, 2021

noomf

Coined by award winning actor Shawn Hatosy on May 22, 2025, it means a Twitter user who isn't following you back.

Total noomf behavior tbh

by HatosUrban Dictionary May 23, 2025

Noofter

A homosexual man.

(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"

by Ses101 May 19, 2015

NOMFup

Acronym for Not my Fucking Problem, as used by government spindoctors in The Thick of It

"Did you see the whip's numbers?"
"NOMFuP"

by mtucker February 25, 2010

nomfecris

intelligent, humble, righteous, philosophical, up to the challenge

He is very nomfecris. Stop acting so nomfecris.

by The Nomfecriser April 7, 2015

Nomfiscate

To consume a food or beverage that belongs to someone else in a forceful manner.

My friend showed up to my house with a pizza. While he was in the bathroom we nomfiscated the entire pizza, much to his dismay.

by J Cenzo May 25, 2013

noofter

Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"

by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007