noomf 

Noomf stands for "not one of my followers" on twitter.

"noomf has to stop sharing pictures of her abs."

noomf by Arlix February 26, 2021

noomf 

Coined by award winning actor Shawn Hatosy on May 22, 2025, it means a Twitter user who isn't following you back.

Total noomf behavior tbh

noomf by HatosUrban Dictionary May 23, 2025

Noofter 

A homosexual man.

(As taken from the Miami Twice episode of Only Fools and Horses):

Rodney - "You don't think that Rico might be a .....noofter?"

Del Boy - "A noofter...? No, he's Italian, ain't he? You can't have an Italian noofter, it's a well known medical fact!!"

Noofter by Ses101 May 19, 2015

NOMFup 

Acronym for Not my Fucking Problem, as used by government spindoctors in The Thick of It

"Did you see the whip's numbers?"
"NOMFuP"

NOMFup by mtucker February 25, 2010

nomfecris 

intelligent, humble, righteous, philosophical, up to the challenge

He is very nomfecris. Stop acting so nomfecris.

nomfecris by The Nomfecriser April 7, 2015

Nomfiscate 

To consume a food or beverage that belongs to someone else in a forceful manner.

My friend showed up to my house with a pizza. While he was in the bathroom we nomfiscated the entire pizza, much to his dismay.

Nomfiscate by J Cenzo May 25, 2013

noofter 

Derogatory term for a gentleman of homosexual persuasion.

"The bloke that died in Michael Barrymore's pool was a right noofter"

noofter by Enoch Powell November 16, 2007