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noobfuck 

a fucked up noob who has no life that their parent had incest there child with no common sence
cazz:sup chad here my present open see wut it is *winks*
chad:get out of my house you noobfuck
noobfuck by ayoTI October 7, 2007
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terribad noobfuck 

When someone is so terrible and bad at something that we must combine four words to even come close to enclosing the terrible badness that this noob conveys.
*Playing a game of Heroes of Newerth (HoN)*

PeachOptimo was killed by krzykorean0
krzykorean0 is COMPLETELY OWNING PeachOptimo!!

OH MY GOD PEACHOPTIMO IS A TERRIBAD NOOBFUCK

noob fuck 

means an inexperienced gamer who acts like pro and talks a lot of shit to pro gamer.
noob fuck: "dude how did you kill me?"
pro gamer: "cause you were just standing there like a noob fuck"
noob fuck by `pFk2. bLoO_- January 13, 2009
don't steal my ball you nobfuck
nobfuck by Daveboy j December 17, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026