noolbeast

one who is very nervous and has sex with a mortified box

look at him over there, i bet he is a noolbeast on the sly

by lee gleave December 17, 2003

noobmaster69

Thors worst enemy!!!

Thor look Noobmaster69 is back online!!!

by Noonmaster69 May 5, 2019

noobmaster69

It’s loki messing around with korg on fortnite probably

“Thor! Look noobmaster69 is back online!!”

by noobie May 8, 2019

noobmaster69

Noobmaster69 is an obnoxious child who plays the battle royale video game "Fortnite." Noobmaster69 is rude to everyone, especially Taika Waititi. Noobmaster69 often claims to have performed various sexual acts with the mothers of other players.

"Noobmaster69 is so mean! Thor should fly to his house, rip off his legs, and shove them up his own butt!"

by EGGPENGUIN May 8, 2019

noobmaster69

a bitch who spends his entire life in his mom's basement with their arms up their ass

noobmaster69's mom gae

by meme_mastah May 8, 2019

noobmaster69

the guy who kills you in fortnite ,the guy who Ninja reported,and the guy who made Thor sad

i got killed by noobmaster69

by therealnoobmaster69 May 21, 2019

noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012

Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!

by LeDur February 7, 2013