Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.
Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012
Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-feeATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!
A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.
Sarah: "Did you see that girl wearing a mini skirt and plunging top? She was practically falling out all over the place! And the guys just kept STARING!"
Jen: "Yeah! She is SUCH a noobskank!"
When you are having sex "doggy style" and all of a sudden you smell something (if one the people had not wipped themselves very well..) that smell is hoobastank
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.