nookage

The accumulation of Nook force. 1N = 1 Mark Nook of Force

Cedar Falls experiences at least 12N of Nookage annually.

by GreeempireNook February 11, 2019

norkage

1) The word used to describe when there is a large amount of breasts in one area.

2) Massive breasts

Should have seen this birds norkage last night, I blurted all over them badboys!

by The_fadge October 14, 2006

noobageddon

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness

1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!

by Arrow January 10, 2005

Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

Noobage

A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.

Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"

by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010

Noobage

A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).

Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?

by noobage February 12, 2020

Noobage

Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)

Mike: Dude! I just beat these nerds at Halo 3!
Joe: Major Noobage!

by The_Hacker May 30, 2009