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The accumulation of Nook force. 1N = 1 Mark Nook of Force
Cedar Falls experiences at least 12N of Nookage annually.
nookage by GreeempireNook February 11, 2019
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1) The word used to describe when there is a large amount of breasts in one area.

2) Massive breasts
Should have seen this birds norkage last night, I blurted all over them badboys!
norkage by The_fadge October 14, 2006
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noobageddon 

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness
1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!
noobageddon by Arrow January 10, 2005

Anal Noobage 

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.
Anal Noobage is a shameful act.
Anal Noobage by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006
A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.
Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"
Noobage by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010
A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).
Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?
Noobage by noobage February 12, 2020
Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)
Mike: Dude! I just beat these nerds at Halo 3!
Joe: Major Noobage!
Noobage by The_Hacker May 30, 2009
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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