Noobage

A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.

Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"

by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010

Noobage

A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).

Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?

by noobage February 12, 2020

Noobage

Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)

Mike: Dude! I just beat these nerds at Halo 3!
Joe: Major Noobage!

by The_Hacker May 30, 2009

noobage

noobication!!! beign pwnz0rd by n00bz0rz!

n00b4liz3r has nyphed ph44gg0t!!!
NOOBAGE!!!!

by s4d L4ggz0rr November 13, 2003

Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006