Noobage

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A word used to describe someone who is too big of a n00b to even deserve being called a n00b. The technical definition of a Noobage, however, is what you get when you cross a n00b with a cabbage.

Guy 1: "That guy is completely pathetic. I'd bet he lives in his mom's basement."
Guy 2: "Yeah, bro. He's such a noobage!"

Noobage by Dr.Cabbage May 27, 2010

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Noobage

A gaming community based around discussions on the latest popular upcoming game titles on different platforms (PS/Xbox/PC/Switch).

Did you read about the latest game release on noobage?

Noobage by noobage February 12, 2020

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Noobage

Deprived from the word ownage and pwnage, noobage describes a person who tries to win at everything, but fails. (What less would you expect from a noob?)

Mike: Dude! I just beat these nerds at Halo 3!
Joe: Major Noobage!

Noobage by The_Hacker May 30, 2009

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noobage

noobication!!! beign pwnz0rd by n00bz0rz!

n00b4liz3r has nyphed ph44gg0t!!!
NOOBAGE!!!!

noobage by s4d L4ggz0rr November 13, 2003

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Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

Anal Noobage by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006

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Noobanese

Root words noob, newb, and noob.

1. The native language of the noobs.
2. A person of noob ancestry.

. Im sorry what did you say? I don't speak noobanese.
. Hey guyz im new, can ihave free itemss? kthnx!
. omgwtf, lag.
. Bullshhit fuckin cheater hax mother bitch hax0r newb.

Noobanese by Dark6 September 11, 2005

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noobageddon

a sudden wave of noobs joining your server and making the game suck/lag with their crapness

1337_player: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! the server is full of NOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!
It's like NOOBAGEDDON!

noobageddon by Arrow January 10, 2005

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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