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when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.
"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Get the jesus sauce mug.n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.
1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Get the Banana Cream Pie mug.n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
Get the Cumburger mug.n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.
v. To have a noobgasm.
n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the noobgasm mug.n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the premature ejaculation mug.n. 1. T3h Pimpsauce.
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).
2. An old man on The Price is Right who once slept with one of "Barker's Babes" or w/e they call them and he got sued for sexual harassment.
v. 1. To sleep with one of Barker's Babes(is that the right terminology?...).
n. 1. Bob Barker is the man
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.
2. Bob Barker banged that chick and got sued... BS!
v. 1. I Bob Barkered one of the old barker babes last night... too bad they're like 70 now.
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
Get the Bob Barker mug.n. when a guy is receiving head and he pulls out @ the end and jizzes in a snow cone and feeds it to the female(or male in some different cases...).
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.
"Man my foreskin touched the ice in that blow cone last night.... F*CKING cold!"
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."
by Gjelstiznles August 2, 2006
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