20 definitions by gjelstiznles

jesus sauce

when jesus was around he'd masturbate into cups and make people drink his seamen b/c if they drank this jesus sauce, they believed they'd gain his powers.

"my great-great-great-great-great-great (x's 45) grandfather jimmy drank jesus sauce once a day and learned how to walk on water!!!"

by gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

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dude sauce

n. a phrase used by a stoner in place of "uh".... has no meaning... just a placeholder pretty much...

"dude sauce.... im soooo stoned right now..."

by gjelstiznles August 17, 2006

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n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"

"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."

by gjelstiznles August 11, 2006

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Banana Cream Pie

n. 1. A sexual position achieved by beating your meat so hard that you cannot stop jizzing and you jizz builds up on your pelvic region for so long that it looks like a banana cream pie. Requires a cock ring.
2. To take your aunts banana cream pie into the bathroom and jizz all over it and mix it together on thanksgiving... then you watch your siblings eat it and laugh silently.

1:"Man it feels so good to give myself a banana cream pie."
2:"dewd it's so funny when my brother eats banana cream pies on thanksgiving every year..."

by gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

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Toonami

n. a shitty block of shows on cartoon network... includes Naruto: the most overrated piece of shit in history. It once was entertaining, but it started to suck when they only played episodes of dragon ball z from 7 years ago and other crappy anime.

----LONG LIVE BOBOBO-BO-BOBOBO----

Toonami blows anal canal.

by gjelstiznles August 2, 2006

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