Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.
by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006
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dude sauce

n. a phrase used by a stoner in place of "uh".... has no meaning... just a placeholder pretty much...
"dude sauce.... im soooo stoned right now..."
by gjelstiznles August 18, 2006
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Cumburger

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.
I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!
by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006
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premature ejaculation

n. 1. When a dude cums early in a sexual intercourse.
2. When a guy (usually me) throws a grenade/shoots on accidents while the screen is still black on Halo 2... usually results in me getting booted from the game.
1. PE=Premature ejaculation... I heard a commercial on the radio for Boston Medical Group which FIXES YOUR PENIS!
2. I have premature ejaculations all the time in Team Slayer.
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006
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Blow Cone

n. when a guy is receiving head and he pulls out @ the end and jizzes in a snow cone and feeds it to the female(or male in some different cases...).
v. to feed a chick a blow cone.
"Man my foreskin touched the ice in that blow cone last night.... F*CKING cold!"
"Tiffany ate my blow cone up last night."
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006
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Noobgasm

n. When you can hear a redneck/geek on halo pleasuring himself. They usually happen during Big Team Battle games... I guess rednecks/geeks can't contain themselves when they see spartan ass... I haven't quite figured it out yet.
Redneck having a noobgasm: "Ahhhhh, ahhh yeah, aaaaaah, aaaaah, be right back guys im gonna go beat my wife."
by Gjelstiznles August 03, 2006
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noobgasm

n. When you can hear a noob pleasure himself through his halo mic... I think they are attracted to Master Chief's ass... I haven't quite figured it out.
v. To have a noobgasm.
n. "dude noobgasms are so nasty"
v. Redneck noobgasming: "aaaaah, ahhh, my sister is hot, aaaaah, aaaah!"
by Gjelstiznles August 02, 2006
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