noodleness
Having the qualities of a noodle
noodleness by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017
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noodlenose
An term of endearment one uses when addressing one who is very comely. This word has been connected with British royalty as King Henry used it to his six wives. It is also rumored that Prince Charles has used this term to address his girlfriend. This word passed down from royalty has not yet gained popularity amongst the plebeians, but a select few scholarly people has adopted it for their own use to address their own loved ones. It is rumored that when a male address a female by "noodlenose" it has the power of undressing the female.
Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.
Only a selected few females in the history of the world have been grace with the honor of being addressed noodlenose. It is truly a privilege and those select few should be most thankful. Only females of the highest caliber and upmost beauty are granted the honor the this title.
Mer,
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin
Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.
man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.
I love you noodlenose.
Kevin
Prince Charles: Why Noodlenose, would you like to join me and the queen... I mean my mother for dinner tonight.
man: yo noodlenose, youse a sexybeast.
Police Officer: have that man arrested, he is a mere commoner desecrating this royal title.
noodlenose by Kaytozee December 30, 2008
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Noobieness
What a noob does, What he/she is about, how they act.
Noobieness: When a noob on a site, game or anywhere else, comes in and "noobs up the place". Such as asking questions everyone else knows the answer too, or being a newfag and acting stupid.
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Noodlepuss
Noodlepuss by domo origoto mr roboto January 7, 2011
noodliness
The lack of exercise and sunlight over the winter months has made Charlie weak and pale. Verily, his noodliness is high.
noodliness by davez0rtr0n December 2, 2010
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