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noodle-puss 

When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.
"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."
noodle-puss by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
When you are not naked. So you are wearing clothes.
My friend is noodless today. He is wearing clothes.
noodless by NoodLess97 January 28, 2016

noodlepunk 

1.) a being that is so masochistic and accepting that they allow ANYTHING to happen near or to them. 2.) a being that is always "doin' noodles type stuff 3.) a being whose acts are always absurd. 4.)
" only a noodlepunk could enjoy inter-species erotica!!"
noodlepunk by jessie boyle December 26, 2007

noodleness 

Having the qualities of a noodle
See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!
noodleness by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

Noogiepuss

When you pull on a cats hair and you give it a noogie
Noogiepuss Kitty!
Noogiepuss by ChickenChocker69 January 31, 2023
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026