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noodle-puss 

When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.
"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."
noodle-puss by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
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When you are not naked. So you are wearing clothes.
My friend is noodless today. He is wearing clothes.
noodless by NoodLess97 January 28, 2016

noodlepunk 

1.) a being that is so masochistic and accepting that they allow ANYTHING to happen near or to them. 2.) a being that is always "doin' noodles type stuff 3.) a being whose acts are always absurd. 4.)
" only a noodlepunk could enjoy inter-species erotica!!"
noodlepunk by jessie boyle December 26, 2007

noodleness 

Having the qualities of a noodle
See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!
noodleness by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

Noogiepuss

When you pull on a cats hair and you give it a noogie
Noogiepuss Kitty!
Noogiepuss by ChickenChocker69 January 31, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026