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noodle-puss 

When a vagina has a scent similar or exact to that of a soggy bowl of Mr. Noodles.
"Man, I ain't gonna be goin' near her noodle-puss anytime soon."
noodle-puss by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
When you are not naked. So you are wearing clothes.
My friend is noodless today. He is wearing clothes.
noodless by NoodLess97 January 28, 2016

noodlepunk 

1.) a being that is so masochistic and accepting that they allow ANYTHING to happen near or to them. 2.) a being that is always "doin' noodles type stuff 3.) a being whose acts are always absurd. 4.)
" only a noodlepunk could enjoy inter-species erotica!!"
noodlepunk by jessie boyle December 26, 2007

noodleness 

Having the qualities of a noodle
See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!
noodleness by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017

Noogiepuss

When you pull on a cats hair and you give it a noogie
Noogiepuss Kitty!
Noogiepuss by ChickenChocker69 January 31, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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