noobsim
noobsim by bonaparte312 May 24, 2011
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Noobimus Prime
Noobimus Prime by JerryJerry December 14, 2008
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noobsican
noobsican by bloodiestcadaver April 15, 2015
noobism
Noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. The Internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amusement value.
noobsicle
Ladder of Noobism
This is the Ladder of Noobism (as confirmed by my friend Tyler)
Noob--the highest of being a noob
Nub--Midway. You're in the middle. Doing okay.
Nublet--Going into the danger zone
Nubling--The lowest rank of noobism. You're basically screwed
Noob--the highest of being a noob
Nub--Midway. You're in the middle. Doing okay.
Nublet--Going into the danger zone
Nubling--The lowest rank of noobism. You're basically screwed
Ladder of Noobism by Chibi-san November 8, 2007
Noobism
A person who can never excel at their task, regardless of time spent practicing. In gaming, this individual is a constant source of loses when playing in a team, causing immense for to those players unfortunate enough to have the noob on their team. The upside to Noobism, is that they provide provide a steady, easy source for acquiring wins.
Fortunately for those affected by Noobism, they appear to remain blissfully unaware of the hopelessness of their condition, and strive endlessly to compete, to the detriment of all they team with.
Fortunately for those affected by Noobism, they appear to remain blissfully unaware of the hopelessness of their condition, and strive endlessly to compete, to the detriment of all they team with.
The Noobism is state of being, like alcoholism. I suppose you could say, "He/She suffers from severe noobism"
Noobism by ItsMyPsedonym December 19, 2018
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