noobsim

a cluster of buildings in a base belonging to a noob

Just protect your noobsim. Daniel and I are gonna attack.

by bonaparte312 May 24, 2011

Noobimus Prime

Leader of the Noobitrons, A Noobimus Prime is someone who is fluent in the ways of a noob.

"Chris is such a Noobimus Prime"

by JerryJerry December 14, 2008

noobsican

its a mixture between a Mexican and a noob, thus the name noobsican

This guy just can't get it done, what a noobsican

by bloodiestcadaver April 15, 2015

noobism

Noobisms are epic, even poetical thoughts, such as aphorisms, but by noobs. The Internet is a infinite source of them, since they are said/done all the time, and are often published because of their amusement value.

Teacher: "Remember, you can't bring MP3 players!"
Noob(female): "Can we bring iPods?!"
-People ROFL-
a noob-aware person to another: "OMFG, that was the BEST noobism EVER!"

by The Chao January 6, 2009

noobsicle

one who surpassed a noob for their noobieness

john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base...

mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle.

by Badoola June 13, 2005

Ladder of Noobism

The noob chain of command

This is the Ladder of Noobism (as confirmed by my friend Tyler)

Noob--the highest of being a noob

Nub--Midway. You're in the middle. Doing okay.

Nublet--Going into the danger zone

Nubling--The lowest rank of noobism. You're basically screwed

by Chibi-san November 8, 2007

Noobism

A person who can never excel at their task, regardless of time spent practicing. In gaming, this individual is a constant source of loses when playing in a team, causing immense for to those players unfortunate enough to have the noob on their team. The upside to Noobism, is that they provide provide a steady, easy source for acquiring wins.

Fortunately for those affected by Noobism, they appear to remain blissfully unaware of the hopelessness of their condition, and strive endlessly to compete, to the detriment of all they team with.

The Noobism is state of being, like alcoholism. I suppose you could say, "He/She suffers from severe noobism"

by ItsMyPsedonym December 19, 2018