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Nonfactor 

A person of little to no importance; a dimwitted, unresponsive player.
Nevek is such a nonfactor. He turns with his arrow keys.
Nonfactor by Vend August 31, 2008
The best cooks in the world. Making the best dishes and sharing them with family. Mess with Nonna and we'll break your neck. Or leave a dead fish on your porch.
Mahn, Nonna's Cannelloni was theeee best.
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Mother fucker stay away from my nonna and her chickens or I'll have the whole family on your ass!!
Nonna by NonnaLover May 1, 2009
A person that is not affiliated with boating, but has refined taste such as those belonging to a yacht club.

(Laya dictionary word references)

.......(note: this will be a thing)
ex. Emily is largely a nonyacht.
Teanna has stronge nonyachtic tendencies.
Emma is a devout nonyaht.
nonyacht by a fellow nonyacht December 13, 2013
An old Italian woman (generally the age of 50+) that is cute and can cook up the most delicious food that you can ever think of. Also speaks in broken english if not Italian. Common phrases that Nonna's say are..."When you come n visit Nonna?" "What did you eat today?' "You be a goodboy now"
Nonna: Eyyy Did you eat today?
Grandson Alex: I eat everyday Nonna...
Nonna: Ok, you a good boy.
Nonna by Alex Pulec March 26, 2007

Nonnaphile 

Noun – A person who is sexually attracted to nuns.
Freddy was a real nonnaphile, and couldn’t get to sleep each night without his monthly glossy copy of Nun Juggs and a tub of hand cream.
Nonnaphile by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

Nonnaphilia 

Noun – An obsession with nuns as sex objects. Overt acts, including taking sexually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. Also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.
Nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. Nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening mass, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse :(