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Ronaconda 

The most powerful of all trouser snakes. An absolute constrictor that has its way with anything it pleases and carves a path of destruction and chaos through the physical realm wherever it chooses to go. The Ronaconda moves of its own free will, completely independent of its owner. The Ronaconda has also been known to assimilate other such creatures and grow in size and power.
The Ronaconda broke straight through the car window and constricted around the driver, pulling her out and throwing her down on the ground.
Ronaconda by SuchAnOak June 27, 2008

nonagonmangerfoliacism 

a belief that involves celebrating the bodys of dead homos that have either been rapped or filled with jelly like substance and then screwed.yummy
i licked the nonagonmangerfoliacism on the rear axle hole

Nonanonacontanonactanonaliagon 

A 9,999 sided polygon.

Also what smartasses say when they want to sound smart in Geometry class.
Person A: "Nonanonacontanonactanonaliagon."
Person B: "SPEAK ENGLISH!"
Person A: *proceeds to name every polygon in existence starting with the hirteen convex isogonal nonprismatic solids*
Person B: *internal screaming*

nonacontatriyeroyty 

royalty that lived more than 93yrs.
Queen Elizabeth II of england was nonacontatriyeroyty

Nonanonacontanoctanonanaliagon

Someone who is so edgy, they have 99999 edges.
Person one: “Wow that person is edgy as hell.”
Person two: “Yeah he’s such a nonanonacontanoctanonanaliagon.”
Person one: “Shut up you Archimedean solid lookin’ ass.”
Person two: “Okay..”