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People (usually americans) that are religiously unaffiliated or describe their religious identity as atheist, agnostic or “nothing in particular." Religion? They have none.
You can meet nones anywhere these days.
Now there are more nones in America than evangelicals.
nones by birfgirf March 22, 2019
1st person) You think that girl is hot?
2nd person) Nones on her homie
nones by Jenna April 10, 2003

nones't've 

A fancier way to say none.
Guy 1: yo ain't nones't've y'all best'nt've taken't my lasagne.

Guy 2: yo what the fuck

Guy 3: Sorry I ate it

Guy 2: ???
nones't've by Bing bomb bop November 30, 2019

Nones't've 

Guy 1: ay yo bruvs, aint nones't've y'all best'nt've |-taken't've| my lasagne.

Guy 2: yo what the fuck

Guy 3: sorry I ate it.
Nones't've by Bing bomb bop November 30, 2019

For the nones 

Don't you know/you know/indeed

Has roots in Chaucer's middle english
Vinni was a stout carl for the nones
For the nones by Vincentenial December 3, 2004

you get nones 

the act of doing something for which people will think less of you

note;not pronounced no+nes but none+s
-i ate the last piece of cake

-ahhh you get nones for dat! NONES!!
you get nones by clinton lopez April 14, 2008