Nonciest
Karen: Steve you are the nonciest person I have ever met! I now have full custody of the kids and I’m taking them far away!
Steve: Karen, NO!
Steve: Karen, NO!
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Noncestick
When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019
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Nonciest • Noncest • Nonceist • noncestabulary • Noncestalgic • Noncester • noncestess • Noncestick • noncist • Nondiest
Noncester
A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.
A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.
Noncester by Mighty Ducks Sunshine Beam January 22, 2019
Noncest
A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no
Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM
Nondiest
Similar to Athiest or Agnostic, Nondiest (Non Deus = Latin for No God(s)) is someone who not only doesn't believe in God in the modern Christian, Jewish or Muslim sense, they also don't believe in any kind of diety in past history, such as Pagan (Greek or Roman) Gods Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Athena, etc., plus, doesn't believe in anything religious, spiritual, mystical, mythical, supernatural or celestial, like:
Religious: like Buddhism, Hinduism, Pagan Gods like Zeus
Spiritual: angels, demons, spirits, ghosts or apparitions
Mystical: like karma, palm reading, ESP, telepathy or luck
Mythical: like the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, dragons or unicorns
Supernatural: like vampires, werewolves, etc
Celestial: like the Chinese Zodiac, astrology or even aliens
Religious: like Buddhism, Hinduism, Pagan Gods like Zeus
Spiritual: angels, demons, spirits, ghosts or apparitions
Mystical: like karma, palm reading, ESP, telepathy or luck
Mythical: like the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, dragons or unicorns
Supernatural: like vampires, werewolves, etc
Celestial: like the Chinese Zodiac, astrology or even aliens