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Nonciest 

Nonciest, meaning the most nonce out of a group of people.

Nonce, Noncier, Nonciest
Karen: Steve you are the nonciest person I have ever met! I now have full custody of the kids and I’m taking them far away!
Steve: Karen, NO!
Nonciest by nonciest April 17, 2019
Words you can keep

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Noncester 

A noncester is not just your average, small time nonce.

A noncester is prolific in his fiddlings of multiple victims and can only be described as a monster nonce for his many deplorable acts of paedophilia. A Noncester.
Bailey, mate, clock that guy by the main school gates. It's Keith the noncester spying the hopscotch again.
A nonce who also loves a bit of incest while they "nonce" it up with their 5 year old brother. A very big no no
Me: mmm love myself some kiddies
stranger: sir could you please leave
Me: why? I'm just here to pick up little johnny.
Stranger: Sir, please stop touching that child like that, you're in a kindergarten, SIR STOPPPPP NOWWW!
Me: *Inappropriately touching my little brother* Whats the problem?
Stranger: YOU ARE A NONCEST THAT'S THE PROBLEM
Noncest by BigJuice June 23, 2019

Nonceist 

If you are bullying the nonces and not the normal people then you are a noncist
Stop bullying the nonce you nonceist
Nonceist by CHRISTIANMINECRAFTSERVER November 30, 2017

Nondiest 

Similar to Athiest or Agnostic, Nondiest (Non Deus = Latin for No God(s)) is someone who not only doesn't believe in God in the modern Christian, Jewish or Muslim sense, they also don't believe in any kind of diety in past history, such as Pagan (Greek or Roman) Gods Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Athena, etc., plus, doesn't believe in anything religious, spiritual, mystical, mythical, supernatural or celestial, like:

Religious: like Buddhism, Hinduism, Pagan Gods like Zeus

Spiritual: angels, demons, spirits, ghosts or apparitions

Mystical: like karma, palm reading, ESP, telepathy or luck
Mythical: like the Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot, dragons or unicorns

Supernatural: like vampires, werewolves, etc

Celestial: like the Chinese Zodiac, astrology or even aliens
New word. Nondiest = No God in Latin
Nondiest by Beerz February 28, 2011

noncestess

Extreme of nonce. A nonce in his extremest. Derogatory term for a very gay man.

Also see Gay Max.
He is the biggest noncestess there is.
noncestess by Maca August 20, 2006
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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