Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab
said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "
Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True
Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John
Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".