Numbnation

When you get drunk, hight, or start tripping because something is so bad in your life you want to escape.

Mark: What did you do last night?
Me: I was still so hurt that Megan dumped me, that I got some serious numbnation in.
Mark: Hey, that helps ease the pain a little.

Numbnation by My guitar is still weeping. October 7, 2010

Numbnation

Sensation Of Euphoria

When Jimmy Sticks His Finger So Far Up Hieu's Butt he feels this Sensation "Numbnation"

Numbnation by Jimmy SEXY July 1, 2008

Parent of the year nomination 

An ironic term to describe the complete meltdown of a child in a public space when accompanied by a parent.

Can also describe the looks others give you when either your child freaks out or you do something they disapprove of.

After five minutes of Rachel's tantrum on the floor of the toy section of the department store, Nathan finally put her over her shoulder and bundled her out to the car, his daughter giving him the parent of the year nomination the whole way.

or

Nathan knew he was going to get a few parent of the year nominations for sending Rachel to nursery school with cheese puffs as a snack, but there had been no time to shop.

Parent of the year nomination by Officeslacker January 9, 2008

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination 

Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".

I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.

Jeff Bridges Oscar Nomination by Valha11aAwaits September 16, 2011

rak nomination 

random acts of kindness nomination, similar to neknomination craze, but instead of drinking wildly, you pass on and nominate someone to do a random act of kindness

susan: I am doing the rak nomination
john: what are you going to do?
susan: for my random act of kindness i am going to donate 20$ to the local food bank
susan: i nominate you john, you have 24 hours.

rak nomination by ocean456345634563 February 12, 2014

Grammy nomination 

Fake, phony, see thru, tell all ,users ,clear,plastic, liars

That stupid bitch deserves a grammy nomination pretending all the time

Grammy nomination by Batting1000 June 27, 2019

Numeration 

When the same number is repeated, i.e the date or time is the same number, similar to alliteration

Numeration = 11.11pm or 03/03/03

Numeration by Cm09 March 19, 2009