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slang for Framingham. A town in Massachusetts west of Boston. Sometimes used with the word "dirty" preceding the word ham (ie. the dirty ham) in an attempt to communicate just how gritty/"gangsta" we are.
(Person in Framingham): ayo, i'm in the ham.
by Grid November 10, 2007
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Use like "the man", as in "you da man!". Also applies to objects.
you did it! you are The Ham!

how's your beer? it's The Ham.
by TreeWeezel December 05, 2011
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Instead of saying, "thats the shit" you would say "thats the ham" in case of family presense.
"Did you see Andy t-bad that inanimate object?"

"Yeah, it was the ham!"
by trojan_man007 August 06, 2008
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reference to Chlamydia. Frequently used in the Philadelphia region by street walkers.
That ho is nasty, she got the ham.
by Ferdog March 14, 2006
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The law, cop, pig πŸ–
Duk in that shade man, there's The-Ham!
by Dotanairy January 23, 2020
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a kid in 5th grade who sexually harasses girls and legend has it that if you say his real name you could die
Jc:He is such theHAM sis!
by Sher g3h3hehebe May 14, 2019
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