noffie 

abbreviation for 'non-f***ing friendz', with a comfy sound to it..

can be exes you've mutually accepted as good pals, or some gay guy who's savvy and amusing, or anyone else in your close posse...

'Hey, didn't I see you with your ex again the other day ?'
'Oh, we're noffies now, it's great and we've moved on...'

'Oooh, who's that cutebum you're running, along with your steady ?'
'Oh, isn't he sweet ? He's gay, so we're just noffies... though I wouldn't mind giving him a test run...'

noffie by mikroth January 6, 2008

nofrieshere146 

If you find this guy on ps4 pls bully him. He is very toxic and annoying and he blocked me so I was hoping that the whole world will bully him.

Nofrieshere146 is very mean.

nofrieshere146 by Bonehead5000 July 8, 2020

Noffed 

The act of being utterly annihilated in any phsyical way; typically through long distance running

Runner 1: "I missed practice yesterday cus i'm a panzy, what did we do"

Runner 2: "Don't speak to me.... I'm to sore from getting Noffed.... Hard"

Noffed by cross country kid November 3, 2011

Nofie 

With new cell phones ability to take pictures by holding a certain gesture and prompt the camera to start a count down timer, a Nofie is a No-handed-selfie. A picture of ones self with the illusion that the photo was taken by someone else.

Person 1: Dude nice picture on Facebook of you at the gym, who took that?
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....

selfie egotistical phone picture

Nofie by KensuckyKlondike June 15, 2016

Noffer 

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

Noffer by The Noffer September 24, 2011

noffin 

1.same word as nothing but you either have a muffin, or something in you mouth when being said.
2. what is said by a three year old

1."noffin." he said as food was falling out of his mouth
2."i didnt say noffin momma."

noffin by Quazy21 May 25, 2009

noffice 

A person whose presence in an office is questionable or even bizarre.

That fool is a noffice.

noffice by hiebert May 27, 2006