Noffkee

Noffkee: part of the sloth family.
One of the slowest creatures on Earth.
Found in The United States in North America.
Known for their giant heads, tiny brains, and walking in circles until they die.
Otherwise known as the Average Man.

That Noffkee is by far the slowest one I have seen yet.
I can’t believe how slow that Noffkee is.

by The London carrier January 21, 2023

noffee

A networking meeting between colleagues that does not take place at a coffee shop

I had a noffee with Mike to talk about his new job.

by Green Goby September 6, 2019

Noffee cap

A nap taken before drinking coffee. Often used to get extra energy during the day if there isn't enough time to take a full nap. Usually lasts between 15 and 30 minutes.

Dude: Man, I'm so tired; I could use a nap, but I don't have time.

Gal: Take a noffee cap instead. It's quick.

by BassT0theFace October 21, 2009