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To cause the death of one's pet; to violently deprive one's pet of life.

Synonyms: kill, murder

Origin: South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem's memoir, No Going Back: The Truth on What's Wrong with Politics and How We Move America Forward, in which she details shooting her "untrainable" 14-month-old puppy in the face.
Kristi's dog Cricket was useless at hunting birds, so she noemed him.
Noem by Good Doggie April 28, 2024
Related Words
noemi • Noemie • noemy • noem • noema • Noemia • noemali • noemarys • Noëme • Noemhy
Releasing your bowels into your pants because no one wants you in their bathroom.
Denied entry for being a total rectum, the Secretary was forced to pull a Noem after enjoying succulent tacos for lunch.
Noem by Armyamy October 5, 2025

Kristi Noem

One who ignores science resulting in the death of innocent life;

One who is not pro-life, because if they were, they would protect every life;
One who values an embryo over the life of females, POC, immigrants, Muslims, LGBTQ citizens, and any other person who is not: white, male, christian, AND straight.
Don't be a Kristi Noem. Protect people who are already alive.
Kristi Noem by Senate Republicans November 17, 2020

Kristi Noem

To discretely kill, destroy or murder.
Let's take the dog to the gravel pit and pull a Kristi Noem on it.
Kristi Noem by ZadocPaet May 7, 2024

Kristi Noem

I mean, we've all seen old yeller, right?
Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."
Kristi Noem by Hym Iam May 12, 2024

Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
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