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Whenever I come to a crossroads in my life I'm prepared.
I bring my nocks, No biggie!

Where's your nocks Gabe?
nocks by Patback July 7, 2008
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Chim Nocks

What your wife calls nun chucks
Chim Nocks by Time4Change April 17, 2019
Similarly known as binoculars, this device is used to looks at naked chicks that are standing at their window. You hold it in one hand so the other hand is not occupied and able to touch your stick.
I saw this chick across the street so I grabbed my b-nocks.
I had my b-nocks in one hand and my stick in another.
b-nocks by theguy77hi88 July 6, 2010

That really nocks my noggers 

When something happens that makes you very happy- that really nocks my noggers.
Crush: Texts me back

Me: That really nocks my noggers.

This cake is so good, it really nocks my noggers.

My noggers are not very nocked at the moment because someone ate all my cereal.

Wrack My Nocks

An informal way of saying pissing one's pants.
Bro that was so funny, I'm gonna wrack my nocks.
NOCKET:

Noun: A self-centered person.

Verb: To do something for self gratification that hurts others, or to vandalize a natural wonder.
Leaving graffiti on a mountainside? What a nocket!

We went to see the canyon, but some vandals had nocketed most of the best cliff. It really ruined our trip.
Nocket by Alaskan_Wolf October 25, 2014
When a dog holds a red rubber bone in its mouth incorrectly so that the dog looks like it is sucking a red rubber penis with balls instead.
B: babe, grab Cody! He is holding that damn bone in his mouth again and it looks messed up.

J: take a picture and share on FB doll, that’s a nuckshot!
nuckshot by Chostkun April 19, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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