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binocular 

noun. a sexual fetish which refers to the act of a couple scratching each other's arm to cause a wild sense of pain. This is widely practiced in upstate New York, especially in the 45 miles radius around Rochester.

Origin: American popular sex columnist Michael H. Gu coined this word during his speech at University of Rochester.
Adam: Hey Steve, we are going get high and binocular each other.

Steve: Yea, back and forth, forever.
binocular by Adam N. Steve May 25, 2013

binocular 

another word for rad or cool
due to the fact it sounds nicee.
dangg shits binocular!
binocular by everydaybinocular June 29, 2011

Binocular Birth 

When a woman has a vagina that resembles a double barrel shotgun and births two kids at the same time
My mothers binocular birth scarred our doctor for life.

binocular soccer 

Simply playing a game of soccer with a pair of binoculars. A person can use either end of them to view people as if they're far away or really close.
During lunches we used to play a round of binocular soccer until someone got racked in the nuts.

relative motion binocular sex theory 

When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.

When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"

Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"

Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."

pinpoint binocular eyes

if you have really long and sharp vision.
1: Do you see that boat?
2:No, where is it?
1:Just out there.
2: Bro how the hell did you see that?
1: How did you not see it?!!?!?!!??!?!
2: You must have some pinpoint binocular eyes or something.