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A genial expression of close affilliation best expressed by unexpectedly tapping a friend, relative or associate in the genital region, with the back of one's hand usually with the intent of causing mild discomfort or pain. This can escalate over a period of time into a situation in which the nobtap may be performed at the most inconvenient or inopportune moment, with the intention of causing maximum embarassment. The response (or rather lack of one) from the tappee might be insinuated as reflecting the prowess or endurance of the recipient, causing even greater anxiety for the tapper in the form of events yet to come.
That little fuck Simon nobtapped me in the jewels when I was on the phone, really made my eyes water. I'd have twatted him right back but I fear that he enjoys any form of bodily contact, no matter how perverse.....
nobtap by The Poison Dwarf July 13, 2010
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A genial expression of close affilliation best expressed by unexpectedly tapping a friend, relative or associate in the genital region, with the back of one's hand - usually with the intent of causing either mild temporary discomfort or pain. However, this can escalate over a period of time into a situation in which the 'nobtap' might be performed at the most inconvenient or inopportune moment, with the intention of causing maximum embarassment. Any affected response (or rather lack of one) from the tappee might be insinuated as reflecting their prowess or endurance, causing even greater anxiety for the tapper in the form of reciprocal events yet to come.
That little fuck Simon nobtapped me in the jewels when I was on the phone, really made my eyes water. I'd have twatted him right back but I fear that he enjoys any form of bodily contact, no matter how perverse.....
nobtap by The Poison Dwarf July 10, 2010
Related Words

Noitapatsnoc 

When two people are akwardly next to eachother at the urinal and neither one can pee and you both akwardly stand there for a long time not knowing what to say. When this happens you say man im having such a bad Noitapatsnoc right now and no one will feel akward anymore.
Dood im having a terrible Noitapatsnoc right now it sux!
Noitapatsnoc by A-swizzle February 27, 2011
Like retard, but an extremely annoying person
Ima do something we ain't supposed to, so don't be a nobtard about it
Nobtard by GIANTKUDDLEZ August 25, 2015

NotApollo 

NotApollo is a pretty chill dude, he has dated a couple girls on Discord. He has a lot of good friends too.
EnderAli18: Yeah, I want you to meet my friend NotApollo.

Tardis: Ok
NotApollo by TacoDuck1121 October 25, 2020
That dude is a chump, a punk, a bitch, a fag, a pussy, a fake, a ho. Man slow down NOBTA!
NOBTA by FM Punk October 17, 2018

Notaphobia 

Fear of leaving unreaded notifications. or a person who doesn't like leaving unread notifications in their social accounts.
"He doesn't leave unread texts because he has notaphobia."
- "He is a notaphobic, he doesn't leave unread messages."
Notaphobia by Shakespeare! November 10, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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