nobtop

sucking your bros nob for free

A: ayo joe give me one of them nobtop deluxe...respectively

B: sure thing joe i’d love to

by pussymagnit June 5, 2021

Noctophasia

The phenomenon of staying up ridiculously late at night on the computer, either:

a) playing WoW
b) participating in an online RP
c) watching porn.

A portmanteau of "schizophasia" and "noctis" (Latin for "night".) If a hapless internet-goer turns the general thrill of Noctophasia into a habit, it holds the general properties of substance addiction.

Scott: How come Kim didn't wake up until four this afternoon, man?
John: Oh, she's got Noctophasia.
Scott: Poor kid.

John: Yeah, I'm trying to get her into rehab.

by Monteil4 June 28, 2010

nubtopia

A place with a large number of nubs. The word is negative, referring to the abundance of stupid people.

My English class is such a nubtopia; people can't even spell correctly.

Home has been an utter nubtopia ever since my annoying brother came back from college.

by Lekvar July 2, 2005

noctophobia

The intense change of emotions that occurs when the sun sets. Often non-frightening things turn very scary when night approaches and you are laying in the bed. Symptoms include: imagining the broom in the corner is a serial killer coming to murder you, carrying around a baseball bat just to go to the toilet, and burying yourself beneath mountains of blankets so the horrors of the night do not get you.

Oh my word! When my phone vibrated on my dresser last night, I was so freaked that I bashed it in with my fist.

Wowzers, dude. You must have had a serious case of noctophobia.

by Mr. Munchies Pickle Company November 29, 2011

notopos

These definitions were left out of my original submission to UD, back in 2004:

1) everything outside the box, or everything not in 'the box.'
2) a state of dwelling/existing outside 'the box,"
3) living in a completely self-defined and not necessarily definable Universe

Most people speak in terms of 'thinking outside the box'; those of us who dwell entirely 'outside the box' - whose very Life is 'other than box' - exist in another, undefinable space that is "notopos."

by Jonas Moses, ABD December 7, 2006

notopos

Coined from Greek and Latin, originally defined as "nowhere" or "no place." This word was coined and first published by Jonas Moses, in 1987. While originally intended as an inside joke between college friends, the word "notopos" has re-appeared frequently over the past ten or more years (seen in one publication or another since the early 1990's) in reference to lofty ideas such as universal enlightenment, to everyday observations about Life and human relationships and, more pragmatically, as the name of a company engaged in Internet-based business services.

1) {Philosophy} "Where can Truth be found, my friend? In 'notopos,' of course!"

2) {Slang} "Dude, don't let her get to you...that woman is 'notopos!'"

3) {Business}: "'notopos univers' wishes to announce it new Cell and Tissue Engineering Division."

by Jonas Moses November 10, 2004

nobtap

A genial expression of close affilliation best expressed by unexpectedly tapping a friend, relative or associate in the genital region, with the back of one's hand usually with the intent of causing mild discomfort or pain. This can escalate over a period of time into a situation in which the nobtap may be performed at the most inconvenient or inopportune moment, with the intention of causing maximum embarassment. The response (or rather lack of one) from the tappee might be insinuated as reflecting the prowess or endurance of the recipient, causing even greater anxiety for the tapper in the form of events yet to come.

That little fuck Simon nobtapped me in the jewels when I was on the phone, really made my eyes water. I'd have twatted him right back but I fear that he enjoys any form of bodily contact, no matter how perverse.....

by The Poison Dwarf July 13, 2010